Welcome to hey.ai, the data platform


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Take a stroll down memory lane on   your life.

It's time to step up understanding ourselves.
  • Discover the truth about who you are.
  • Delete your dark side online.
  • Understand your digital usage and content.
Thanks to a new regulation, your data is yours.
Read your life story ($29)
Your most watched video on YouTube is "Charlie bit my finger" which you've watched 204 times.

Actions Analyzed
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Evils Discovered
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Stories Told
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Destroy your dark side.

You said what?!

The world’s changed a lot since the internet began, so let’s discover the dumb shit you’ve said (wo) man.

We use machine learning to discover potentially offensive or hateful content you or your friends may have created, so you can wipe content that’s become antiquated.

The truth about you.

Be woke about yourself with the most powerful personal analytics, ever.

We built the most comprehensive personal analytics tool ever, so you can analyze your life by sentiment, time, or whatever.

With fun little stats like how many ads you’ve clicked, you can see why companies are turning us into addicts.

And if you’re a power user or creator on these platforms, we have powerful analytics for you too hun. Sub-ssecond filters over terabytes of data - that’s the kinda scale we support even in beta.

The stories of your life.

Fun, shareable stories about you backed by data.

Stories that answer over 100 of life's important questions:
  • What kind of photos do you post?
  • Are your posts positive or negative?
  • Who likes your content?
  • What days of the week do you waste the most time?
  • What Youtube videos do you binge on?

> Motivation

We're former technologists from companies like Google who previously built enterprise-grade analytics internally. We wanted to provide you, the people, the same level of understanding about your data that big companies have.

We also understand that these companies have tools to monetize and build services over this data. This data has become a huge moat for startups and individuals. We hope to bridge that gap.

> Mission

Democratize access, understanding, and moentization of data.

> Team

Like every other bay area startup, we hail from places like

Start reading the worlds most interesting report.

1 Create Account
2 Import your data for each network.
3 View stories and analytics on your life.